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I'm a well-regarded (if not well-known) writer of techical material for internet death cults. I got my start doing technical writing for psychotic Unix hackers with Tourette's Syndrome; I enjoyed working with the people, but the material was kind of dull. That's how I got into internet death-cult documentation; my clients are just as interesting, and turning the megalomanical ramblings of drug-addled sociopathic compulsive liars into one banal oversimplification after the next while at the same time pleasing their VC backers is a never-ending challenge.

You may have heard of my most recent effort, SecretTeachingsForDummies, which is available in sneak-preview form here on the wiki. This is still a work in progress, and I welcome your comments and criticism. Feel free to send me email or just edit the page. Best of all, just send me money. It will make your life better, I promise. Moo.

Sincerely,
Oligarchy Bob <oligarchy.bob@CultODeath.com>