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The bunny, the bunny, oh I ate the eraser....
next song...
(Sing to tune of spam)
Bunny (eraser(spurge(moo)))
the starch song...
Everybody laiks bread, everybody eats bread,
Everybody laiks bread, everybody eats bread,
Well, some laik potatoes and some prefer rais,
But, Everybody knows that bread's real nais,
Everybody laiks bread, everybody eats bread....
Let me sing you a song, senor!
Thanks Rich,
Charlotte (I mean who else would do a bunny page)
If I might add to your splendid page, Charlotte, I would like to put forth my tribute to the starch song, as composed on the #67 bus between Forest St. and Alewife on Monday morning. Ahem (coughMeg):
I was boiling up some quinoa
"That's great," my baby said
But I didn't know that meanoa
She was baking up some BREAD
There's porridge and polenta, risotto and congee
But jumpingjeegoshwhillikers, old bread's enough for me
Linguini and rotini, farfalle spaghettini
ramen soba udon orzo penne fettucini
Mostaccioli ravioli ziti tortellini
I like bread, that's what I said,it's A1 peachykeeny.
You got your semolina, you got your hearty rye
You got your pumpernickel so darn dark you could just die
There's challah and foccacia and bialys keep you fed
It doesn't matter what it's called as long as it's BREAD
I like millet, you can fry it in a skillet
But it won't feed your head like bread Bread BREAD!
Amaranth is tasty, it's good for lots of tricks,
But I like a starch you can bake into sticks
Some people like barley, some peaople like oats
I like the starch that makes great toast
Everybody laiks bread...
meg
More culturally important songs:
Charlotte is a nut,
She has a rubber butt,
And everywhere she goes, she goes,
"Putt,"
"Putt,"
"Putt!"
This morning I recieved some spam,
And porno was its name-o.
Pee Are Zero En,
Pee Are Zero En,
Pee Are Zero En,
And porno was its name-o.
Composed on Rte 95 into Boston:
One-hundred potholes I fear on the road,
One-hundred potholes I fear.
Fill one in, go for a spin,
Ninety-nine potholes I fear on the road...
Take that funky Prozac, white boy...
Lump sat alone on the mezzanine
Totally motionless except for her eraser.
The Meat Song
(in collaboration with Charlotte, based on an idea by Shani)
(Parental advisory: Contains a mispronounced naughty word)
You can't strain meat,
No, you can't strain meat.
You can stomp it with your feet,
But you can't strain meat.
Oh, you can't strain pork,
No, you can't strain pork.
You can mash it with a fork,
But you can't strain pork.
Oh, you can't strain venison,
No, you can't strain venison.
You can cut a hole in it and stick your pennis in,
But you can't strain venison.
Oh, you can't strain turkey,
No, you can't strain turkey.
No matter how hard you work, ye
Can't strain turkey.
YABunny Song, by Tom Weller, from Culture Made Stupid
O sacred sky-bunny
hauhyh hunnhuh
Bite the noses of my enemies
As you did in the ancient time
Before people had knees
And had to walk funny
Clump-clump, clump-clump
Pierce their eyeballs, o sky-bunny
Pierce their eyeballs
Crush their skulls
Oh boy, oh boy
As you did in the ancient-time
When you devoured the hero-gerbil
When you made the sun and the moon
From his shoelaces
Hunnhuh hunnhuh
I forget the rest
--Sebbo
All linebreaks added without authorization by Sebbo, after RichardWayne (NR) kindly provided the functionality to do so. Linebreaks were inserted where single carriage returns had been used in the source document. --Sebbo
This is to be sung tunelessly while wandering aimlessly through the citified wilds of Massachussetts, preferably immediately after spotting a knotweed in the vicinity. — arun
Knotweed!
It's a Weed!
It's Knotweed!
It's not not a weed!
It's Knotweed
It's not not Knotweed!
It's not not not not a weed!
<repeat ad infinitum, (or until you get bored) with the correct use of articles. >
Wiki Love Song
by Tyler Durian
12.19.7.7.0
I could have sworn that it was spelled "Durian," but then again, the REAL Tyler Durian would have blown up Rich's server with soap made from leftover canola oil (as a proper TND vegan) by now.
I don't know, I think the soap that the real Tyler Durian made would qualify as vegan by the same exemption as human milk for babies. Moo.
To the tune of "The Song of the Volga Boatmen," if anyone cares.
Kill the wiki...(unh)
Kill the wiki...(unh)
Blood and carnage everywhere,
it's just stupid software.
Kill the wiki...(unh)
Kill the wiki...(unh)
Random messages on your screen,
Take it apart, eat its spleen.
Kill the wiki...(unh)
Kill the wiki...(unh)
The whole thing's written in perl,
Attack it with a rabid squirrel.
Kill the wiki...(unh)
Kill the wiki...(unh)
What part of a wiki is most like a spleen?
The spleen, of course.
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