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"I have a mouse. His name is Dot Com."
Jeremy: Does Dot Com have any brothers or sisters?
Aidan: He has a brother - Dot Gov.
Jeremy: Where is Dot Gov?
Aidan: He's in prison.
Aidan: What is black and white?
Sebbo: You mean mixed together?
Aidan: Yes.
Sebbo: Gray.
Aidan: I like gray. Gray is my favorite color.
[contemplative silence]
Aidan: I like pink and purple. Purple is my favorite color.
Sebbo: After gray, of course.
Aidan: Yes.
Aidan: Sebas-ti-an, may I ask you a question?
Sebbo: Sure, and I'll make up an answer.
[contemplative silence]
Aidan: Why does Thomas talk so loud?
Sebbo: That's a very good question, Aidan. It's because he's saying the most interesting things, so it's very important that everybody hear him.
Thomas: Who told you to ask that, Aidan?
Sebbo: Aidan, may I ask you a question?
Aidan: Yes.
Sebbo: If you were a superhero, what would you be called?
Aidan: I would be Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!!!
Sebbo: But Buzz Lightyear is already called Buzz Lightyear, so you'd have to fight, like the Tick and Barry the Tick.
[contemplative silence]
Aidan: I would be Scooter Motorcar!!
Sebbo: Aidan, may I ask you a question?
Aidan: Yes.
Sebbo: Does your fish have a name?
Aidan: Scooter Motorcar!!!
Sebbo: I thought you were Scooter Motorcar.
[contemplative silence]
Aidan: Scooter Motorcar is a stupid name for a fish. I am Scooter Motorcar. He is Scooter Motorcar Underwater Die Fleidermaus!!!!
Arun: Come walk with me, munchkin.
Aidan: Arun, please do not call me munchkin. If you call me munchkin, I will call you ... forehead.
[Later]
Arun: Why can't I call you munchkin?
Aidan: Because I am not a food. Munchkins are donuts.
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